OUCH.

you know what sucks? when it rains in the city and you are running down the escalators in your sneakers to catch the subway, and slip right onto your ass in front of hundreds of other commuters. and then it smarts so bad that you have to stay seated on the dirty escalator stairs all the way down until the pain subsides. and then you are left with an imprint of the metal grates on your right butt cheek. and probably a big purple bruise the next morning.

i'm just saying hypothetically, that would suck.
not that it just happened to me.
because i'm not clumsy or anything.